Thursday, March 16, 2006

Rules 101

If any impressionable 14 or 15 year olds read this blog, it will help. (I doubt any kids from that age group blog or read blogs).

Don’t smoke because everyone does it.
School is fucking important.
Stay focussed.
Always think twice.
Women are not toys.
There is guilt.
There is karma- you will always reap what you sow.
Keep smiling
Sex can wait.
You don’t go to the right school, you will have to work 10 times fucking harder after you are done.
Family is most important.
Don’t think with your dick.
Don’t go to jail.
I know you are young, but at least have an idea as to what you want to do with your life.
Remember that you are special in your way and you don’t need to copy anyone.
Be sincere and good things will happen.
Your group of friends will decide where you will end up going to school.
Read books and improve your vocabulary.
Learn an instrument.
Be scared of drugs.
Your parents are sometimes right.
If you are tall, play basketball.
Smile a lot.
Have a good core.
Be happy for everyone around you.
Have faith in something.
It’s ok to masturbate.
Have respect for people who are older to you.
Have compassion for the less fortunate.
Collect stamps of different countries. It will give you an idea of how many different worlds exist.
Enjoy every fucking minute with your family because you will never ever get it back.
Thank your mother for everything she does for you.
Always protect your sister or brother. (Remember that you and your sibling are an extension of your mother).
Don’t ever harass a girl.

3 Comments:

Blogger zambezi said...

i did not play basketball, dont know how to play an intrument and have never been to jail. The rest, it happened eitherway.

4:15 PM  
Blogger Maria said...

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1:28 PM  
Blogger Maria said...

Kids as young as 11-12 blog these days. You never know, one of them might just have chanced upon your blog.

Its pretty easy to spot their blogs. They usually have loud pop music playing in the background and they usually tend to type "lIkE tHiS". Which really gets on my nerves.

1:30 PM  

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