Thursday, April 06, 2006

bear right

1) I’d rather die than own a Hyundai. I am such a vain prick.
2) If you are on the left most lane, don’t clog it. Either drive like a maniac or get the fuck off it.
3) If can’t see well and are on the left lane, get the fuck off it.
4) If you cannot see the front end of your car when you are sitting in the driving seat, get a big pillow.
I am at work and want to go home.
Did you do your taxes?

6 Comments:

Blogger gawker said...

This is the first year that I owe taxes. I'm not sure if I did it right.

2:55 PM  
Blogger zambezi said...

how the hell do you owe taxes? did you make so much of money or what? i dont know how this works. i am still under the bracket that gets money back. unless you screwed up with your expemptions or you were a cheapskate with your accountant.

3:25 PM  
Blogger gawker said...

im doing it using tax act online. I'm gonna verify it using a different software now.

4:28 PM  
Blogger shreya said...

congratulations! the nation (and we student beer drinkers) depend on tax payers like you!

6:09 PM  
Blogger gawker said...

you think accountants are big fucking know-it-alls? I once went to HR Block and my taxes were done by some old guy who almost fell asleep during the process. And he was using the same fucking software as I would have if I'd done them at home. accountants are useless, unless you actually have one you've known for a while.

9:05 AM  
Blogger zambezi said...

i know one for the past 2 years. i should have taken you there.

3:49 PM  

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